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What an amazing movie Cheek Splitter is. The box cover uses the plural, but the movie title uses the singular. I think plural is more correct because there are a lot of guys splitting these hotties in half. In many of the scenes there's more than one splitter too, although Lee Stone handles Marie Luv's incredible bootie all by his lonesome.

Cheek Splitters is actually a pretty stylish flick, because the girls are all dressed up hot and sexy and there's a little bit of tease before the intensely hot sex begins. There is also a little plot surrounding each little vignette. I guess Cory Chaplin is some frustrated films student. No matter none of this gets in the way of the matter at hand, which happens to be my right hand.

First up is the newly inducted to the Hog Hall of Fame Ava Divine. Ava's scene is very fitting to her image as an all access whore who can take a pounding and dish some of it out too. She plays a high powered bitchy executive who walks the streets of LA in a mink coat with a sexy corset underneath. A peeping tom watches her walk down the street while she bitches some poor slob out on the phone. She enters the building where she lives and she is still reaming the guy out over the phone. "You need me more than I need you, just remember that" as she gets into the freight elevator. When she gets to her floor, Billy Glide is waiting and he wants to tell her something, but before he can Ava is fishing that big thick pole of his out of his jeans. "I pay you for your inches, not your IQ" as she begins to inhale his slab. Ava looks awesome. She's always a top notch oral artist. She then leads Billy by the cock back to her apartment where her lover Sascha is waiting for her. Billy and Sascha start putting Ava through the paces. The guys are really turned on by Ava's filthy talk. "I just love the taste of pre-cum" she proclaims. Just then the peeping tom from the fire escape enters. Good thing because the two guys need help in cooling Ava down. She wants to get DP'd and the boys oblige. But soon even that's not enough, she's thinking along the lines of a double anal. Sure enough the guys fit both cocks up her anal canal while she gags on the third. She tastes her own ass on a couple quick ATMs before the boys unload torrents of semen all over her. One nice thing is that Chaplin cuts quickly to the guys exploding all over Ava's face and her massive 38F's. No long sequences of watching a guy jack off, just geyser like streams.

The quick cuts continue all through the movie. You never really get bored with one scene, because Chaplin keeps things moving nicely. Even though the performers are all ultra hot and they are all hopelessly turned on, this is actually a directors flick.

The other scenes featuring the ultra hot black chick Marie Luv with Lee Stone, the insatiable Victoria Sin getting double hammered by Sledge Hammer are all first rate. I also liked the change of pace with two girls on one guy with the blonde, brunette tandem of the incredible Veronica Jet and Cierra Sage two women so beautiful, they don't need to do porn, but do anyway! I also adored Kat's scene and she gets DP'd here as well. The only downer is that this is the one scene where there was a slight misfire on the cum-shot.

All in all an excellent movie filled with hot, nasty sex. It's a stylish affair but the sex is so intense it may be too much for your girlfriend, so leave this for your nights alone. The only drawback is that the lighting in some of the scenes was dark and the tendency to have a red hue. But it wasn't too distracting. I recommend Cheek Splitters to all the Hog readers!

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