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Hole Collector
I apologize.
It's been awhile since I've reviewed a
movie. Unfortunately for me, the reason I haven't has caused a double
whammy for me. It's caused me to be derelict in my duties as a
reviewer for about a week and it's led to my total loss of
objectivity.
You see, a couple of weeks ago, I
reviewed
Desperate Mothers and Wives. This is a wonderful little film that
introduced me to Chelsea Zinn. I quickly did some research on this
honey and brought you a review on a great flick
MILTF DP Gang Bang which featured her and only her getting
gang-banged.
Chelsea is the reason I haven't reviewed
a film in awhile and she's also the reason I've lost my objectivity.
You see, I've been spending an inordinate amount of time pulling my
pud watching Chelsea in another film she stars in, which happens to be
this flick, Hole Collector. I can't watch more than five minutes, any
five minutes of her scene in this movie without spilling large amounts
of genetic material all over myself. This is one hot scene and I'm
sorry to say, its taken me this long to write about it, but I'm even
sorrier to report that I'm in total lust with this gal Chelsea.
Now, you can write me off and tell me
you can't trust my objective opinion on any movie that Chelsea stars
in, but before you do, pop Hole Collector into the old DVD player and
see if you don't agree with me. If you don't, well then I' full of
shit and you can call me whatever you like. I'm betting that you will
agree with me though.
Chelsea is an attractive older blonde
with great legs, a fantastic ass, beautiful natural breasts and a
great smile. Big deal you say, gals like this are a dime a dozen. In
fact, she may not even be the prettiest gal in this flick. Michelle B
is a hot blonde with great breasts, and Lauren Phoenix is no slouch
either. But what sets Chelsea apart is her total LOVE for getting
fucked. I love the fact that she waited until her late 20s to enter
the business, and enter it she has. I'm just sorry it's taken me this
long to take notice of her. Because she has total taken me by storm, I
will have to eventually put her into my Hall Of Fame if she continues
this incredible body of work.
Hole Collector is a film that features
six gorgeous gals who perform an artistic tease for you at the
beginning of each scene. The girls are all attractively displayed and
the sex is hot in every scene. I loved Lauren Phoenix getting paired
up with Lex Steele, and the aforementioned Michelle B is one hot busty
blonde who gets DPd nicely and splashed full of cum.
But it's my gal Chelsea who steals the
show. Her scene opens up with her dancing for us in attractive corset.
Her incredible legs and exquisite backside are on display and her
little dance gets the blood pumping so that corpus cavernosa are
engorged and ready for action. She pulls out a huge black dildo and
penetrates herself and I've already lost it. She looks so into it and
so hot here, it's amazing. Lex walks in and she's still impaling
herself with that dildo as she sucks him off. Much to her surprise,
Brian Pumper arrives with a second large cock to play with and Chelsea
is practically giddy.
These two studs then give this hot
blonde all they've got and the result is a woman who is in complete
ecstasy with her midlife career choice fucking huge studs on camera.
She keeps up a steady barrage of filthy, sexy talk to the boys and to
the camera. Her love of big black dick is on display in all of it's
glory as Lex plows into her balls deep as she gags on Brian. They
follow up with a couple of spectacular DP's and she continues to
profess her love for the pounding that she's getting.
Chelsea is no actress. She recites no
lines. What you are seeing here is real love for big dick. I will
return to Hole Collector after I publish this review. I hope my supply
of Kleenex holds out.
Thank you Chelsea for a wonderful week!
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