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Size Matters
Size
Matters is nowhere near a new release. I'm reviewing it now for a
number of reasons. First, it is one of my "old reliable" that I turn
to every once in awhile, and it never fails to disappoint. Second,
this movie is loaded and I mean LOADED with hot looking women. There
isn't a dog or a flaw in the bunch. Third, it's also a movie my
girlfriend loves to watch with me. Director Greg Alves has a way of
making the huge studs in this movie look even bigger than they are by
pairing them up with spinners and using dramatic camera angles. My GF
really gets off on the big cock thing.
Size Matters is of course about guys with big dicks and to reinforce
matters even more there are all kinds of interesting statistics about
penis size thrown in between scenes. This may have been added after
consulting
Lady Elizabeth Carson and her studies concerning the length and
girth of a guy's cock. Many of the stats quoted do in fact support the
idea that women prefer large tools, but an equal amount if not more
time is spent on the fact that average or below average penis size
just won't cut it with today's sexually aware women. I thought it was
a nice touch.
Anyway, on to the sex. Size Matters starts off
swimmingly with two real hotties in the incredible Azlea Antistia and
relative newcomer (back then) Melanie Stone. There is no plot, no
dialogue or music in any of the scenes, so the gals get right to
servicing the tool of Julian who has more than enough to go around for
these horny babes. Azlea does most of the preliminaries and when it
comes time to get poked, she does the honors. One thing I should point
out, there are condoms used throughout the film, so that does earn the
movie some negative points. Melanie soon gets into the action and
things finish off nicely.
The next scene features one of my favorites. I
know not a lot of you would agree (and so does my girl friend), but
Rebecca Wild is so hot. She has that blonde slutty look that Pam
Anderson has, except Rebecca sucks Jake Steed's massive black pole
while Pamela doesn't. This is a great scene for me and ends with a
massive facial for Ms. Wild.
Another great scene features another favorite of
mine, the extremely diminutive Kery Evers. Kery is about 4 foot 9
which makes her about a mere 45 inches taller than Julian's massive
pole. The scene starts out achingly and sexily with Kery
wrapping her lips around his massive girth. Greg Alves gets his
camera so close that
he puts you right under Kery's incredible ass as Julian pushes
that huge pole right into her tiny pussy. WOW! I love this scene.
Another notable here is Alexandra Nice. She was
one of the first Euro Whores that I really took notice of. I think she
started the wave of double penetrations that swept the industry and
thankfully is still in vogue today. Alex does the only DP on this tape
and one of the guys Dave Hardman is not my idea of a huge cocksman,
but hey what the hey, Alex is hot.
Finally, this movie does have Marilyn Star in
it. Yes, the REAL LIFE Marilyn Star, she of the
real life escort escapades that lead to insider trading scandals.
Marilyn is really hot. In fact, she may be the hottest of the bunch,
but I go back and forth on this because this tape is just LOADED with
hot women. Anyway, she's pretty damn horny when she sees Julian's pole
and all of the statistics that were quoted throughout the film sort of
get hammered home when Marilyn looks into the camera with a huge load
of semen on her face and smiles and says "Size really DOES matter" .
After which she continues to give Julian a nice bit of post cum head.
Like I said, this isn't a new movie. It is one
of my old reliables for the truck load of gorgeous women in the flick.
Heck I forgot to mention Claudia Chase getting drilled by Billy Glide
on a pool table! I'm sure you will enjoy it like I do.
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