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I realize most avid porn fans know who "Pussyman" is, so if you do, just skip this paragraph. For those of you who don't, Pussyman aka David Christopher is a leering dirty old Jewish guy who was smart enough to make money on his addiction which is sex. He's actually not a half bad, schlocky porn director, but he has a nasty habit of putting himself in front of the camera. Luckily, most of the time his ineptitude as a performer isn't demonstrated in a film. Most of his appearances are non-sex, leering introductions. "Man I love big tits. Fake tits, real tits. I don't care. I love big tits". Which is fine for the gonzo aficionado. Just don't whip out that flaccid cock. Unfortunately for us, this is one flick where the little Jewish guy thought he had enough Viagra, or wanted to save $$$ on male talent, because he does perform in this movie's last scene.

Big Boob Heaven 2 is a very standard porn flick. If you like big tits and hardcore porn, you won't be disappointed. Although the film doesn't feature any anal sex, it's shot better and contains hotter sex than your normal, rip off big boob flick.

BBH2 starts out with Brit big boob queen Taylor Wayne talking to Pussyman. The premise of the film is that Pussyman is assembling a whole host of big boobed beauties to get banged around by some well hung stud. After setting this up, Pussyman will leave the room and watch from his hidden cameras. Whew! That's a relief. Dillon Day, a fairly muscular dude with an averaged sized cock (for porn that is) comes in and puts the hardened Brit Boob Queen through the usual paces. Nothing extraordinary here, but like I said, it's shot fairly well and if you are a fan of a big boob goddess getting it from a half-way decent stud, this will definitely do it for you.

I must confess the reason I picked up BBH2 was for Devon Michaels. I've been a big fan of Devon's since she was a fitness model and competitor in the mid 90's. Back then, you could always tell she had a wild streak in her, because even her fitness poses had a certain trashiness to them. Even some of the fitness snobs at alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds thought she had a "porn" quality about her. Then, a few early photos surfaced where Devon did a non-penetration photo-shoot with her husband at the time and the snobs felt their protests were justified. Devon even tried to defend herself saying that her husband had made her do it before she even started fitness. Despite "Ironman" covers and videos featuring Devon as a real life fitness model, the snobs would have nothing to do with her.

I of course, felt otherwise. Devon still had a hot fitness body and she probably could kick the crap out of most of her competitors. About three years ago, she retired from the fitness biz, but she realized she still looked hot and she loved sex, so she thought "let's do porn". What a gal.

This feature catches Devon already well into her porn career. I was kind of excited because the box cover features her with two guys. I was not aware of any anal or DPs yet in Devon's portfolio, but I was hoping to catch one here. Instead, we have Pussyman promising Bret Rockman and Tony Tedeschi that he's got a hot babe with big tits showing up and that he wants the boys to show her a good time.

Well in comes Devon and she tells the boys that she knows that men think big tits are important, but that she wanted everyone to know that she thinks big dicks are just as important. Devon exhorts Tony and Bret to show their big cocks as Devon shows her big tits. This is  a really well shot scene. You can tell Devon really likes sucking on Bret's big sausage more than Tony during a nice double blow job scene, so Tony decides to eat Devon's wonderful little pussy and asshole while she concentrates on Bret's big unit. Bret really moans in ecstasy as Devon does her best to keep her lips around his monster. Soon Tony pushes into Devon's pussy and we have the makings of a very nice scene. No anal, no DP, maybe next time. Two nice facials and I'm in love with Devon.

Chantz Fortune is probably the biggest name in this flick. I've seen some soft boy/girl photoshoots of her, but wasn't aware of any hardcore work. She gets paired up with Lee Stone and it's pretty obvious that she digs him immensely. This is a pretty enthusiastic go-round for lovely Chantz and I'll definitely keep my eye out for her in the future.

Byron Long stops by Pussyman's bedroom in Pussyman's house. (I don't think Pussyman has a front door.) Byron's brought some weed and a big titted blonde named Mira along. Byron's got the dread lock thing going here so he looks like the perfect pimp/drug dealer,  since he always looks half stoned anyway. The other weird thing about Byron is his penchant for keeping his ugly white socks on during a scene. In this movie he decides to keep the sandals on as well. I think he thinks porn directors don't vacuum or clean their floors. Either that or he's got a bad case of athlete's foot. Anyway, Byron has a pretty big dick. Most of the time he has wood problems (probably because he's stoned), but this time he manages to stay hard for lovely Mira and delivers a nice scene in Pussyman's bedroom.

You guys might think I'm crazy, but I love Ashley Evans. She's a little bit older, oh say, in her 40s and she's not thin, but God damn the woman is sexy. I love her voice and she can actually put sentences together without sounding like a porn bimbo. She's got the mom next door with huge tits look down perfectly. I'd like to bury whatever appendage I have at my disposal into the cleavage of this lovely woman. Carolyn Monroe drops in while Pussyman is  drooling all over Ashley's luscious big tits. I'm getting a sinking feeling as the scene drags on that there is no Dillon Day or Bret Rockman waiting in the wings to save me from what I'm about to see next. Unfortunately, my worst fears are realized here as Pussyman demonstrates that the only difference between he and Bruce Seven is that he's on the other side of that headstone.

I remember Ed Powers making me realize that you need to have male talent to make a good porn film. For most of this flick, there is plenty of that to go around and for the most part, while this isn't an extraordinary piece of work, it is sexy none the less. Unfortunately, Mr. Christopher has to come up with that bucket of ice-water at the end. What a waste of Ashley Evans! SOB!

Anyway, avoid the last scene, despite having the urge to watch Ashley get powerfucked, and you've got a half-way decent flick that you won't mind popping into the DVD player every now and then.

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