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Cum Scene Investigation 4
I'm usually a very enthusiastic reviewer
and won't spend time trashing the art that I love so dearly. Because
of that I try to recommend movies that I truly enjoy and won't spend
too much time on movies that I don't.
I watched the first installment of this
series awhile back and I enjoyed it actually. The idea of introducing
new talent to the porn world is always welcome, especially when it
comes to male talent. Sure Steve Holmes is great, but after awhile
you'd like to see another stud fill up the latest hot chick you've
stumbled across in the porn world.
Pink Visual's series Cum Scene
Investigation is all about that. It has a real amateur vibe to it and
while it's never truly believable that these girls don't know they are
being conned with a guy and his buddy holding a camera, it does come
fairly close to the fantasy. The first CSI featured a scene in a
doctor's office that came as close to believable as possible. The girl
being "examined" seemed truly annoyed at the proceedings and at one
point you actually begin to wonder whether sex is going to happen.
CSI 4 isn't quite up to that level of
believability and unfortunately neither is the sex. Yes, we need to
believe they are amateurs but when they fuck like amateurs, well, then
it's just not all that sexy now is it.
Take the dude that gets paired up with
the poor unfortunate Megan Joy in scene 1. This guy isn't packing at
all, has a lousy body, is ugly and produces a cum shot that can't even
fill a teaspoon. Megan's no prize either. It doesn't look like she's
washed that greasy hair in awhile.
The second scene featuring Angelina is
even worse and it actually features condom use. By the looks of the
guy, I don't blame Angie for insisting on the raincoat. Angie herself
is shot full of plastic. She says her boobs are real. Yeah right.
Neither are her lips or her ass. I don't mind as long as the chick
looks good (a la Danielle Derek), but it doesn't work here.
The third scene is the most believable
and it features Kimberly Wood who looks halfway decent as a college
girl new to the campus. She's being interviewed for a documentary and
gets conned into going to the guys dorm room. Kimberly actually can
put two sentences together and the guy she's with is at least
passable.
The next scene featuring Pike Nelson is
laughable to say the least. A girl is waiting to get picked up by one
of her friends. Pike and his buddies pull up in a minivan and poke
their camera out the passenger window and lay down some creepy lines
designed to seduce this chick. Yikes. Good thing these guys are in
porn. Their dialogue wouldn't get Tanya Harding into bed. To his
credit, Pike is positively huge (at least comparatively speaking) and
the gal he's paired up with really seems to dig him (I think they
might even be married). This is the best scene of the flick by far. In
fact, the guys almost forgot to ask Melanie her name and do so after
Pike sprays her full of cum. Nice.
Katie Lane reprises the campus life
schtick that Kimberly Wood did earlier. She gets lured back into the
filthy dorm room with fresh cum stains on the chair. Geez, you'd think
Pink Visual would have sprung for some money on a cleaning crew. For
that matter a make up crew would have helped some of the girls here as
well. The best part about this scene is that there is a good deal of
anal sex featured here.
I hate trashing porn, because I love it
so. There is so much good stuff out there. Big cocks filling up little
chicks, but this is just bad, uninspired film making. It's
professionally done, but with almost no passion for the art what so
ever. No interesting camera angles, no clever direction and not enough
heat between the performers except for Pike and Melanie.
All in all give CSI 4 a pass!
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